ooc stuff!!!!!!

hi! this is obviously an rp blog for john egbert from homestuck.

i don’t know what i’m doing actually i just made it all pretty bc i really love customizing themes!!!!!!!!!!

i’m not following any plot line or anything. but i guess if i have to it’s after sburb and john still has his god tier powers. also my john is a fucking homo and he’s dating cornelia’s hipster dave hahahaha

ummm hm. 

dave is currently at an institute, and he keeps in contact with bro, john, roxy, and other people via internet. he doesn’t let anyone visit him yet though shhh. 

ok enough about dave??? 

anyway,

• john lives in washington near the striders’ apartment, above the cafe he works at. 
• the cafe he works at is this quaint little retro bistro/cafe thing. 
• it’s p much like a maid cafe though they have stupid events and stuff thanks to karkat’s ideas.
• dave is moving in with john after he’s done with the institution and they’re going to fuck 24/7  
• john has an oral fixation UvU he wants to put everything in his mouth when he was younger he used to suck on his thumb a lot that’s where he got those buck teeth. 
• he bites his lips a lot. 
• he speaks chinese. 

i guess that’s it? ?? ?? ? 

pls feel free to send me an ask if u want bc dang i love asks. 

also um my main blog if u want

bye heauhuah.